person: get your license
me: The Road Is A Terrifying Place And I Am Very Afraid To Drive

babyferaligator:

*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

(via telapathetic)

me: *walks up to a group of middle schoolers skateboarding*
me: lemme show you a trick or two
middle schoolers: *hand me a board*
me: this one's called stealing
me: *runs away with it*

blumbitch:

When you’re with two other friends and they’re talking to each other and you’re just there like

image

(via whoredinarygirl)

(via dollknife)

bingvevo:

they should teach how to take a good selfie in school

(via dulect)

youngblackandvegan:

Do not allow people to mispronounce your name.

(via virglns)

calm your shit barbie not everyone has white privilege like you do

(via toodopetoexist)

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